The Offtopic Introduction

Warning. This blog will probably be so boring you may die of boredom. Or get hit by a truck. Which ever you prefer. I dunno, really. The truck will be red by the way, with big black letters on the side saying "I like to knock down children". The driver escaped from a mental institute for lemons. Yeah, it's amazing what crap they keep in Australia. They're all trolls. Especially Dover. Off topic introductions are over. I'll update this whenever I feel like it.